Ass Industries
State of the Fart Technology since 1998!
Thursday, November 22, 2012
AssIndustries.com Big blOcK Friday-Monday Sale!!
Enter secret ass code "Iloveass", for orders over $40 and receive 20% off Friday-Monday November 26th. AssIndustries.com New website lights up tomorrow morning. Graci-ass!
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Snack Ass
Sniff it, Slap it, Wax it!! We are working as fasSt as humanly possible. AssIndustries.com coming soon enough, keep your panties on.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
We Sell Speed!
Consider us your local speed shop. Ass Industries makers of pure muscle for your ass. Call us at 1-900-A$$-WaXXX. Our operators our waiting.. Haul Ass Wax is number one in speed!!
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Hot ASS T-Shirts Available Now!
Spring is here and it is time for a new T-Shirt ya buzzard. Only a handful were made. Sizes are Large and X-large only. Printed on super light weight black Anvil T shirts. Tear away neck tag. Ass face and Ass Cheek shirts are screen printed in honor of our fastest all temperature wax colors, sublime and citron yellow. FASSter...FASSter. $20
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