Thursday, November 22, 2012 Big blOcK Friday-Monday Sale!!

Enter secret ass code "Iloveass", for orders over $40 and receive 20% off Friday-Monday November 26th. New website lights up tomorrow morning. Graci-ass!

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Grabbing Ass

We are working as fasSt as humanly possible on our website. Keep your pants on!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Snack Ass

Sniff it, Slap it, Wax it!! We are working as fasSt as humanly possible. coming soon enough, keep your panties on.

Friday, May 11, 2012

We Sell Speed!

Consider us your local speed shop. Ass Industries makers of pure muscle for your ass. Call us at 1-900-A$$-WaXXX. Our operators our waiting.. Haul Ass Wax is number one in speed!!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Blister Ass Coming Soon..

State of the Fart technology coming soon...

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Donkey Face is SOLD OUT!

Get on the Ass Cheeks shirt if you want one. Only a couple left until next year.......

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Pat Moore is PsYcHo FASST!

Wanna go fASST like the big boys? Get on that ass son.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Hot ASS T-Shirts Available Now!

Spring is here and it is time for a new T-Shirt ya buzzard. Only a handful were made. Sizes are Large and X-large only. Printed on super light weight black Anvil T shirts. Tear away neck tag. Ass face and Ass Cheek shirts are screen printed in honor of our fastest all temperature wax colors, sublime and citron yellow. FASSter...FASSter. $20