Ass Wax is faster than the rest of the pack. Watch as the glide efficiency is far superior compared to the rest of the pack. Unfortunately the ass-man could not pound a 22oz miller light tall boy to finish the deal. We will be training for next year by practicing keg stands this summer.
Geoff Murchie and the Assman cleaned up this old goggle case a couple weeks ago. It's actually so sexy it sells product. The case is located at the Darkside Okemo location. Most stores are still scared of Ass Wax in V.T. Not the Murch man though. He is a true assman. Viva la Murch!