Friday, December 30, 2011
The results are in and Haul Ass Wax took first place! With a 8.5 second drag strip time between an average of three runs. We smoked the second place competitor by a full tenth. If you prefer casing jumps and your friends waiting up for you don't try our wax.
Shane Flood carried the Ass flag since the beginning. He worked at a factory in R.I. 3rd shift making wax lips. Would drive to Wachusett Mtn. and ride till 10p.m and repeat. On the weekends he would drive to Waterville Valley and get at it again. He busted his balls to get where he got. Floyd would blow his clutch mentally every time he rode. This is when he would transform into a savage Floyd. Kink rails were his bitch before a lot of riders knew how to 50-50 a 12 stair. I owe you a beer or five when I get to Portland one of these days Flood. Thanks.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Here at the Ass lab we would like to thank the Reading Fire Department. Daily they risk there lives for ordinary slightly retarded citizens. Shown here they risk there own jobs representing state of the fart technology. Ass saves lives, please call our 1-900-ASSWAX direct number if you do not like how these guys drive.