Monday, January 30, 2012

Mountain Riders VT.



Check out this ASStonishing creation of ingenuity made by Geoff Murchie and the Mountain Riders shop in Ludlow VT. Product location is critical in shops. If your wax and point of purchase items are correctly placed your sales will increase. Don't keep wax and accessories hidden under the register and behind closed doors. If you ever need a piece of Ass in VT. swing by the Mountain Riders shop and get some, wax that is.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Waxoholics Anonymous



All temp brewing.





"Preparation A" rub on paste possibly for 2013? We made a couple test pours this fall. Gotta tell ya there is something in there that 99.99% of the rest have not considered. Maybe they have butt..Talks cheap. Rub on wax is a pain in the ass to put into packaging. Just imagine using a milk jug to fill a billion tea cups, its messy. Have you ever seen a ..Ahh c'mon ya think we were gonna give it away.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Don't Eat Wax Dumb..Dumb...



Although most natural waxes are esters, paraffin waxes are hydrocarbons, mixtures of alkanes usually in a homologous series of chain lengths. These materials represent a significant fraction of petroleum. They are refined by vacuum distillation. Paraffin waxes are mixtures of saturated n- and isoalkanes, naphthenes, and alkyl- and naphthene-substituted aromatic compounds. The degree of branching has an important influence on the properties. Millions of tons of paraffin waxes are produced annually. They are used in adhesives, in foods (such as chewing gum and cheese wrapping), in cosmetics, and as coatings.

Buy Bulk!





These are some pictures I took about 6-7 years ago. The colors of the wax were mellow. We finally found the sourcing and developed the formula for what the wax looks like and performs like now. The assman has been digging through old emails finding pictures as my old mac finally crashed. Of course no photo's were backed up. Dumb ASS.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Ass Lab



We are working around the clock at our facility. Wax production is mASSive!

Beast of the East



Waterville Valleys little devil rides that ass. Shouldn't you?

Monday, January 9, 2012

Sunday, January 8, 2012

FREE SHIPPING!



Free Shipping to celebrate our win ass the fastest wax in the world. We are coming in hot!

Haul Ass Wax Lab


In order to make the smoothest fastest ass mold we hired this small buzzard. This little guy survived the wrath of ass. Do not worry, it was his mother dipping him into the injection mold simulator. We are also OSHA approved and all ass is made in the USA!