Thursday, November 22, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Spring is here and it is time for a new T-Shirt ya buzzard. Only a handful were made. Sizes are Large and X-large only. Printed on super light weight black Anvil T shirts. Tear away neck tag. Ass face and Ass Cheek shirts are screen printed in honor of our fastest all temperature wax colors, sublime and citron yellow. FASSter...FASSter. $20
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
Hopefully by the end of this week we will have some goods. Limited Quantities, no seriously. We are headed up to Eastern Boarders "Last Call" event next Monday. Then Tuesday over to team rider and certified scuzzard Pat Moore's "Back to the Boneyard."
Mo info up in here.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Good Morning Eric,
So I got to take my board out with your wax on it and I was graced with 12-14" of fresh powder at Big Bear. There was a transition section that pretty much every snowboarder had to remove their back foot and push themselves across the transition. NOT ME WITH YOUR WAX. I sailed through the transition every single time. I never got stuck in any powder either. I just wanted to say that you have two (GF and I) fans for life and I talked up your product in every lift line. I hope you get some orders from my chats. People also loved the stickers. I take a few photos and send them your way, but I just wanted to once again say thank you.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
The winner of our "who is it ? " contest was Brandon Cacace from Colorado. Nice work buzzard. Sharp eye on knowing the riders style and keen observation of the riders choice GNU board. Ass Industries had a moment in time based out of June Lake. During this time Kyle slapped that ass on his kit. Voila! Kyle's style is timeless.
Oakley and Ass teamed up for the tradeshow in R.I. this past week. If you are a store and would like to become an ass peddler contact your local Oakley representative. Pre-order deadline is the end of this month. Get nassty! Thanks again to all the reps and everybody at Oakley for helping out.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Team Asswipe Chris Carr is running some slippery ass Haul Ass Wax today. Combined with the secret Salomon prototype "Torn Anus". This is a perfect match up for wet fart speed! Using this type of anal propulsion is very danger-ASS! If he falls his ass will literally rip apart. Have you ever fallen at top speed and your two butt cheeks separate? Ass-Rippa!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Since 1998 check the time brah..
trademark, trade mark, or trade-mark is a distinctive sign or indicator, used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity, to identify that the products or services with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.
A trademark may be designated by the following symbols:
™ (for an unregistered trade mark, that is, a mark used to promote or brand goods)
℠ (for an unregistered service mark, that is, a mark used to promote or brand services)
® (for a registered trademark)
A trademark is typically a name, word, phrase, logo, symbol, design, image, or a combination of these elements. There is also a range of non-conventional trademarks comprising marks which do not fall into these standard categories, such as those based on color, smell, or sound.
The owner of a registered trademark may commence legal proceedings for trademark infringement to prevent unauthorized use of that trademark. However, in some countries unregistered rights in a sign may also be enforced. These are often known as 'common law' rights. An unregistered sign is usually only protected within the geographical area within which it has been used or in geographical areas into which it may be reasonably expected to expand.
The term trademark is also used informally to refer to any distinguishing attribute by which an individual is readily identified, such as the well-known characteristics of celebrities. When a trademark is used in relation to services rather than products, it may sometimes be called a service mark, particularly in the United States.
Friday, February 3, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Check out this ASStonishing creation of ingenuity made by Geoff Murchie and the Mountain Riders shop in Ludlow VT. Product location is critical in shops. If your wax and point of purchase items are correctly placed your sales will increase. Don't keep wax and accessories hidden under the register and behind closed doors. If you ever need a piece of Ass in VT. swing by the Mountain Riders shop and get some, wax that is.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
All temp brewing.
"Preparation A" rub on paste possibly for 2013? We made a couple test pours this fall. Gotta tell ya there is something in there that 99.99% of the rest have not considered. Maybe they have butt..Talks cheap. Rub on wax is a pain in the ass to put into packaging. Just imagine using a milk jug to fill a billion tea cups, its messy. Have you ever seen a ..Ahh c'mon ya think we were gonna give it away.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Although most natural waxes are esters, paraffin waxes are hydrocarbons, mixtures of alkanes usually in a homologous series of chain lengths. These materials represent a significant fraction of petroleum. They are refined by vacuum distillation. Paraffin waxes are mixtures of saturated n- and isoalkanes, naphthenes, and alkyl- and naphthene-substituted aromatic compounds. The degree of branching has an important influence on the properties. Millions of tons of paraffin waxes are produced annually. They are used in adhesives, in foods (such as chewing gum and cheese wrapping), in cosmetics, and as coatings.
These are some pictures I took about 6-7 years ago. The colors of the wax were mellow. We finally found the sourcing and developed the formula for what the wax looks like and performs like now. The assman has been digging through old emails finding pictures as my old mac finally crashed. Of course no photo's were backed up. Dumb ASS.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
In order to make the smoothest fastest ass mold we hired this small buzzard. This little guy survived the wrath of ass. Do not worry, it was his mother dipping him into the injection mold simulator. We are also OSHA approved and all ass is made in the USA!