Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Ass Mobile Sales Booth

Geoff Murchie and the Assman cleaned up this old goggle case a couple weeks ago. It's actually so sexy it sells product. The case is located at the Darkside Okemo location. Most stores are still scared of Ass Wax in V.T. Not the Murch man though. He is a true assman. Viva la Murch!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

"I LOVE ASS" TM bumper stickers are baaack..

It's been a while but here we go. Limited numbers so get-er done! Click on the link to the right to get it done.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Zito is a cheezball. R.I.P

If you haven't heard all bout it by now you probably shouldn't. Life lesson's learned in Cambridge will never be forgotten. First time I ever saw a guy suck Redbones bbq sauce off of his fingers mixed with go-cart motor oil. Classic story of my dad pulling a couple twenty dollar bills out of his running short's by his ball sack, to pay for my Tom Knox Santa Cruz deck. Sopping wet mid July stank nut sauce, Zito still accepted the cash. From that day forward Ken liked my dad I think more than my panzy ass. Z.T. MAXIMUS will never die! Who has pics of the Powell demo from like 1990????

Bumpa Sticka's are back fo dat ass!

Bumpa stickers wiil be available online for $3 in a day or so. Need to figure out big carte.com. ish.

FREE Hot Ass Wax at Darkside Okemo.

Come one come all. We will be outside waxing whips this Saturday from noon till 5' oclock FREE of charge. Ass Wax and new 2009 "State of the Fart" bumper stickers and die cuts will be for sale. Get yo ass waxed! Snowboards only please at this location. We love two planks but Darkside is a snowboard store...

Friday, October 9, 2009

Sometimes we all..

Brain Fart!

I imagine this doesnt smell very good. Maybe like rotten oriental dumplings?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Industrial Nation

Build something..

Grip your Whip!

Sick of loose nutz. Then stabilize your system with deez nutz.. Actually Screwz!

Do you see what I see?

Nothing but ass!

Gettin Spooky

This is the Ass Lab's mascot killer doggie pumkin. Shark-attack!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Buy or Die!

We are really nice people but we would appreciate your bizznass!

Sniff that Ass!

Green apple and Banana scented.

This is our cheap ass catalog.

We are recession proof!

Snack Size Ass

This is the most sought after wax in the history of snow..Get your shop to get ass!!

Ass Waxer 5000!

Check Yourself!

Ass Factory in Production Now!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Anybody need a 383 4-speed??

Would go great in your backyard as an ornament or in a Superbee.


Just downloaded more Anthrax. I used to put my earphones on before bed and crank it. Good sleeping music at age 11. Woke up juiced!

Check out P-Diddy on TWS

Pat has been an original assman since a very young age. We give him VIP status at every ass bar in the country.

Global Assasanation

Enough said.


I feed my dog wax. So far so good. It poops different colors depending on what color wax she eats. She is very fast..