Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Quality ASSurance Guaranteed!

Good Morning Eric,

So I got to take my board out with your wax on it and I was graced with 12-14" of fresh powder at Big Bear. There was a transition section that pretty much every snowboarder had to remove their back foot and push themselves across the transition. NOT ME WITH YOUR WAX. I sailed through the transition every single time. I never got stuck in any powder either. I just wanted to say that you have two (GF and I) fans for life and I talked up your product in every lift line. I hope you get some orders from my chats. People also loved the stickers. I take a few photos and send them your way, but I just wanted to once again say thank you.

~Andy P.

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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Ass T-shirts Coming Soon-ish..

We are not farting around over here. A real website, new T-shirts and whole crap load of stickers coming in the near future...

Monday, February 20, 2012

Haul Ass Wax

Ass Industries is the manufacturer of North America's fastest All Temperature snowboard waxes. Rated #1 by Snowboarder Magazine 2012. State of the Fart speed!!!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Kyle Clancy 2005

The winner of our "who is it ? " contest was Brandon Cacace from Colorado. Nice work buzzard. Sharp eye on knowing the riders style and keen observation of the riders choice GNU board. Ass Industries had a moment in time based out of June Lake. During this time Kyle slapped that ass on his kit. Voila! Kyle's style is timeless.

Oakley New England + Ass Industries

Oakley and Ass teamed up for the tradeshow in R.I. this past week. If you are a store and would like to become an ass peddler contact your local Oakley representative. Pre-order deadline is the end of this month. Get nassty! Thanks again to all the reps and everybody at Oakley for helping out.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Ass Face SOLD OUT!

We are getting back from a trade show tomorrow in R.I. Stay Tuned!!

Die-Cut Ass Stickers

Ass Industries Limited Edition sticker packs will be available in a couple of hours. Two color Ass Face and our signature two color logo Ass Cheeks. Check back..

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Mt. Baker Banked Slalom Preparation A

Team Asswipe Chris Carr is running some slippery ass Haul Ass Wax today. Combined with the secret Salomon prototype "Torn Anus". This is a perfect match up for wet fart speed! Using this type of anal propulsion is very danger-ASS! If he falls his ass will literally rip apart. Have you ever fallen at top speed and your two butt cheeks separate? Ass-Rippa!

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Taking care of Bizznass!

Since 1998 check the time brah..
trademark, trade mark, or trade-mark[1] is a distinctive sign or indicator, used by an individual, business organization, or other legal entity, to identify that the products or services with which the trademark appears originate from a unique source, and to distinguish its products or services from those of other entities.
A trademark may be designated by the following symbols:
™ (for an unregistered trade mark, that is, a mark used to promote or brand goods)
℠ (for an unregistered service mark, that is, a mark used to promote or brand services)
® (for a registered trademark)
A trademark is typically a name, word, phrase, logo, symbol, design, image, or a combination of these elements.[2] There is also a range of non-conventional trademarks comprising marks which do not fall into these standard categories, such as those based on color, smell, or sound.
The owner of a registered trademark may commence legal proceedings for trademark infringement to prevent unauthorized use of that trademark. However, in some countries unregistered rights in a sign may also be enforced. These are often known as 'common law' rights. An unregistered sign is usually only protected within the geographical area within which it has been used or in geographical areas into which it may be reasonably expected to expand.
The term trademark is also used informally to refer to any distinguishing attribute by which an individual is readily identified, such as the well-known characteristics of celebrities. When a trademark is used in relation to services rather than products, it may sometimes be called a service mark, particularly in the United States.[2]

Friday, February 3, 2012

Planting Ass

Shane Flood shot from Frequency Snowboarders Journal a minute ago. Peep the "I heart ass" sticker placement.