Thursday, December 16, 2010

Mountain AssAssination Machine




Would love to try this thing out on a powder day.

Ass Munching

Ass wax is for winners not whiners.



Old news is good news. Colleen Quigley loves the podium. Big up's!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Win Pat Moore's Gear Here Including Ass Wax!



Click on the title above and get a direct link! Thanks to Pat and Snowboarder Mag! Represent, Represent!!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

Yeah we talk S#!$..



Borrowed this from 4qconditioning.blogspot.com/

Friday, February 12, 2010

I love Bass!



"Gimee that fish". "Gimee that filet o' fish.."What happened to that commercial? While working in Arkanz-ass last year I repeatedly sung this song all day. I drove one co-worker somewhat nutz. It was fun.Try it.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Our Bizznass Terms..



The problem with America. No Credit... than you need street credit!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

This Saturday at Waterville Valley.



Free prizes from Ass Industries as well as others. Should be a pretty nassty set up. Photo's coming next week.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Ass Face Baby Born.



Ass man is working on improving the face of the blog. Please excuse us while we look like this.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Ass Wax Wins Sub Arctic Challenge Race, Butt Loses Beer Chug.



Ass Wax is faster than the rest of the pack. Watch as the glide efficiency is far superior compared to the rest of the pack. Unfortunately the ass-man could not pound a 22oz miller light tall boy to finish the deal. We will be training for next year by practicing keg stands this summer.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Future Fart-O-Meter



State of the Fart technology!

Courtesy of Greg Francke. He used to build this kinda of stuff for the hell of it.