AssIndustries.com Big blOcK Friday-Monday Sale!!

Enter secret ass code "Iloveass", for orders over $40 and receive 20% off Friday-Monday November 26th. AssIndustries.com New website lights up tomorrow morning. Graci-ass!

Grabbing Ass

We are working as fasSt as humanly possible on our website. Keep your pants on!
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Snack Ass

Sniff it, Slap it, Wax it!! We are working as fasSt as humanly possible. AssIndustries.com coming soon enough, keep your panties on.

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We Sell Speed!

Consider us your local speed shop. Ass Industries makers of pure muscle for your ass. Call us at 1-900-A$$-WaXXX. Our operators our waiting.. Haul Ass Wax is number one in speed!!

Blister Ass Coming Soon..

State of the Fart technology coming soon...

Donkey Face is SOLD OUT!

Get on the Ass Cheeks shirt if you want one. Only a couple left until next year.......

Pat Moore is PsYcHo FASST!

Wanna go fASST like the big boys? Get on that ass son.

Hot ASS T-Shirts Available Now!

Spring is here and it is time for a new T-Shirt ya buzzard. Only a handful were made. Sizes are Large and X-large only. Printed on super light weight black Anvil T shirts. Tear away neck tag. Ass face and Ass Cheek shirts are screen printed in honor of our fastest all temperature wax colors, sublime and citron yellow. FASSter...FASSter. $20

Slap Dat Ass

Send us pictures of your favorite "I love Ass" sticker placement. The winner will receive a few of the first new sticker colors coming this summer.

New ASS T-Shirts Friday??

Hopefully by the end of this week we will have some goods. Limited Quantities, no seriously. We are headed up to Eastern Boarders "Last Call" event next Monday. Then Tuesday over to team rider and certified scuzzard Pat Moore's "Back to the Boneyard."

Mo info up in here.

Quality ASSurance Guaranteed!

Good Morning Eric,

So I got to take my board out with your wax on it and I was graced with 12-14" of fresh powder at Big Bear. There was a transition section that pretty much every snowboarder had to remove their back foot and push themselves across the transition. NOT ME WITH YOUR WAX. I sailed through the transition every single time. I never got stuck in any powder either. I just wanted to say that you have two (GF and I) fans for life and I talked up your product in every lift line. I hope you get some orders from my chats. People also loved the stickers. I take a few photos and send them your way, but I just wanted to once again say thank you.

~Andy P.
Cali

Snowboarder Magazine FREE!

Click on the title and go directly to snowboardermag.com. The IPAD is most bitchin to read anything, especially your favorite magazine. Repeat after me, "Free is For Me."

Ass T-shirts Coming Soon-ish..

We are not farting around over here. A real website, new T-shirts and whole crap load of stickers coming in the near future...

Haul Ass Wax

Ass Industries is the manufacturer of North America's fastest All Temperature snowboard waxes. Rated #1 by Snowboarder Magazine 2012. State of the Fart speed!!!

Kyle Clancy 2005

The winner of our "who is it ? " contest was Brandon Cacace from Colorado. Nice work buzzard. Sharp eye on knowing the riders style and keen observation of the riders choice GNU board. Ass Industries had a moment in time based out of June Lake. During this time Kyle slapped that ass on his kit. Voila! Kyle's style is timeless.

Oakley New England + Ass Industries

Oakley and Ass teamed up for the tradeshow in R.I. this past week. If you are a store and would like to become an ass peddler contact your local Oakley representative. Pre-order deadline is the end of this month. Get nassty! Thanks again to all the reps and everybody at Oakley for helping out.

Ass Face SOLD OUT!

We are getting back from a trade show tomorrow in R.I. Stay Tuned!!

Die-Cut Ass Stickers

Ass Industries Limited Edition sticker packs will be available in a couple of hours. Two color Ass Face and our signature two color logo Ass Cheeks. Check back..