Snack Ass

Sniff it, Slap it, Wax it!! We are working as fasSt as humanly possible. AssIndustries.com coming soon enough, keep your panties on.

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We Sell Speed!

Consider us your local speed shop. Ass Industries makers of pure muscle for your ass. Call us at 1-900-A$$-WaXXX. Our operators our waiting.. Haul Ass Wax is number one in speed!!

Blister Ass Coming Soon..

State of the Fart technology coming soon...

Donkey Face is SOLD OUT!

Get on the Ass Cheeks shirt if you want one. Only a couple left until next year.......

Pat Moore is PsYcHo FASST!

Wanna go fASST like the big boys? Get on that ass son.

Hot ASS T-Shirts Available Now!

Spring is here and it is time for a new T-Shirt ya buzzard. Only a handful were made. Sizes are Large and X-large only. Printed on super light weight black Anvil T shirts. Tear away neck tag. Ass face and Ass Cheek shirts are screen printed in honor of our fastest all temperature wax colors, sublime and citron yellow. FASSter...FASSter. $20

Slap Dat Ass

Send us pictures of your favorite "I love Ass" sticker placement. The winner will receive a few of the first new sticker colors coming this summer.

New ASS T-Shirts Friday??

Hopefully by the end of this week we will have some goods. Limited Quantities, no seriously. We are headed up to Eastern Boarders "Last Call" event next Monday. Then Tuesday over to team rider and certified scuzzard Pat Moore's "Back to the Boneyard."

Mo info up in here.