Sunday, January 17, 2010

Ass Wax Wins Sub Arctic Challenge Race, Butt Loses Beer Chug.

Ass Wax is faster than the rest of the pack. Watch as the glide efficiency is far superior compared to the rest of the pack. Unfortunately the ass-man could not pound a 22oz miller light tall boy to finish the deal. We will be training for next year by practicing keg stands this summer.


Eastern Boarder Danvers said...

That ASStroglide lube gave you an advantage even without getting the "HOLE SHOT". wha-whaaa

Eastern Boarder-Leominster said...

ASStounding race to the hot tub. Then you pASSed out mid chug and gave up.