This Saturday at Waterville Valley.

Free prizes from Ass Industries as well as others. Should be a pretty nassty set up. Photo's coming next week.

Ass Face Baby Born.

Ass man is working on improving the face of the blog. Please excuse us while we look like this.

Ass Wax Wins Sub Arctic Challenge Race, Butt Loses Beer Chug.

Ass Wax is faster than the rest of the pack. Watch as the glide efficiency is far superior compared to the rest of the pack. Unfortunately the ass-man could not pound a 22oz miller light tall boy to finish the deal. We will be training for next year by practicing keg stands this summer.

Future Fart-O-Meter

State of the Fart technology!

Courtesy of Greg Francke. He used to build this kinda of stuff for the hell of it.