Team Asswipe Chris Carr is running some slippery ass Haul Ass Wax today. Combined with the secret Salomon prototype "Torn Anus". This is a perfect match up for wet fart speed! Using this type of anal propulsion is very danger-ASS! If he falls his ass will literally rip apart. Have you ever fallen at top speed and your two butt cheeks separate? Ass-Rippa!