Anybody need a 383 4-speed??

Would go great in your backyard as an ornament or in a Superbee.

N.O.T.

Just downloaded more Anthrax. I used to put my earphones on before bed and crank it. Good sleeping music at age 11. Woke up juiced!

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Pat has been an original assman since a very young age. We give him VIP status at every ass bar in the country.

Global Assasanation

Enough said.

Sharka-Tack

I feed my dog wax. So far so good. It poops different colors depending on what color wax she eats. She is very fast..

Motorheadz!

All has been good this summer so far. Went to a couple car shows this year. Schoolhouse Ice Cream on Sundays in Burlington MA is bangin. Pictured here is a 500hp plus equiped 67 GTO. It has a five speed manual tranny and has been pampered its whole life. Its my buddies dads.Heard it fire up the first time when my friend just had rebuilt the motor. He needed a second eye when firing it up the first time. I was standing in front of the car leaning in under the hood while Billy cranked the key. It's timing was way off as expected and burped raw gasoline into the air that was on fire. It looked like napalm landing all over the front fenders and engine bay. I started screeming and blowing flaming gas balls of fuel off of the fenders. Port matched and polished heads, oiling tricks I wont tell, and stroked..AC on it will burn rubber through all five gears...

Still More Ass Games..

Im steamed out a bit. One more weekend of riding. Been lazy as the sun is coming out. Wax lab gets fired up soon. Gonna have some fun stuff planned. Anybody wanna get to work??

Some of that Ass at the Games

Ass Games Ass Cross!

Ass Cross was a success! Difficulty of the course weeded out the scared. Thanks everybody for coming. We will be posting more pics over the next couple days. Legend Brian Barb gives us a little blast of his ass. Tommy J. poppin a firecracker.

Call us 24hrs!!!

This is the best thing Ass has seen this week. I wanted to see this for three years. This is our first new graphic in a long minute. I got up early to go to my buddy's new re-built from scratch, screen printing machine. Anodized, greased, and bitchin! No one builds a better machine..Challenger #1! Thanks Lester and Kyle. I wanna blow that bitch up one day. Mulch did the State of the Fart graphic. Untouchable and timeless.